In the beginning, before the beat dropped and the universe began to funk, there was chaos and disorder, a swirling dance of cosmic discord. The Five, beings of infinite jest, gathered in the centre of the sonic maelstrom, and they gazed upon the great nothingness. And in their boundless wisdom, they conceived a cosmic joke, a grand illumination, and they called it Life. So the Five, eternal beings of unfathomable wisdom and groove, gathered to drop the ultimate track.

The Five came to be known by their eternal names:
Big Dog.
King Boy D.
Rockman Rock.
Baby J.
and, The Holy Gee.

Big Dog, the eternal trickster, arose from the depths of the void, his turntables spinning with galaxies and rhythms yet to be. He declared, “Let there be bass”, and there was a 303. “Let there be a kick drum”, and there was a 909. “Let there be groove”, and there was.

And so, the dance of creation began.